LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump reportedly “exploded” after President Biden requested him to dog-sit his German shepherd, Main Biden, throughout the G-7 summit, in London.
“I referred to as him up and mentioned, ‘Do me this favor, man,’ ” Biden mentioned. “He actually flipped his lid.”
Biden mentioned that he had “no thought” why Trump had reacted so negatively to the thought of dog-sitting Main, whose obedience coaching “has been going rather well.”
“I mentioned, ‘Look, Jack, you’re not being reinstated on the White Home, so taking good care of the White Home canine is as shut as you’re gonna get,’ ” the President mentioned. “Oh, properly. It was value a shot.”